We here at The Archives are delighted to see some of you return and happily welcome those who are here for the first time. Now let us look at the numbers and stats from this week, shall we?

Ankhets
Sekhmet: Recklosh (100, Hatred) 4w
Menthu: errational (100, Pennant*)
Hathor: FranChom (100, N: Lunchlandia) 3w
Thoth: Djeret Netjer (100, N: Hem-Netjer) 3w
Selket: pakhet (100, Monolith*) 3w
Anubis: neminem (100, Lunchlandia) 6w
Bast: PorQ Cheops (99, Lunchlandia)
Atum-Ra: Olufemi (94, Pennant)
Amin-Ra: Bottom-Heavy Grapefruit (86, Hem-Netjer) 4w
Ahmose: paulisall (77, Lunchlandia)
Septu: Evori (77, Hem-Netjer) 5w
Ammut: Sut (71, Pennant*) 6w

*- Previous affiliation

We come to our fifth issue now and for the fourth consecutive week Recklosh (Hatred) is top of the game, which is the longest streak we have documented for that category.  Meanwhile, errational (Pennant) makes Menthu proud by taking over the second slot.  FranChom (N: Lunchlandia) continues her rule of Hathor for the third straight week, an achievement also matched by Djeret Netjer (N: Hem-Netjer), Ankhet of Thoth, and pakhet (Monolith*), Ankhet of Selket.  And of course we cannot go without mentioning neminem (Lunchlandia) and Sut (Pennant*), both of whom extend their Ankhet streak to six.  Will the consistency continue next week?  Find out in our next issue.

Dominions
Monolith (740, Blue Agave)
Lunchlandia (537, FranChom) +2
Pennant (335, saucybandit)
Hatred (270, Jim) +35
Shadows (251, Baltar) +5
Luz (127, Nefertiti)
Light (101, Aethlas)
Lite (92, Messeret)
Hem-Netjer (56, Djeret Netjer) +4
Red Lantern Core (15, Kazkek)

Much to our expectations, Hatred produced 35 levels this week which was enough to push them over the former and longtime holder of the fourth position, Shadows.  The ambitious dominion is still behind 65 levels from its next target, Pennant (335), that is if it intends to make good on the promise to “reclaim the #1 spot”.  We have to wonder how, if, and when the top three will respond to Hatred’s relentless quest for dominion Ankhetship.  If this week’s less than stellar results are any indication, however, we might guess it will be met with indifference.

Beast Slayer
Major Tom (626, Monolith)
PorQ Cheops (451, Lunchlandia)
Blue Agave (231, N: Monolith)
KeweL (220, Pennant)
errational (169, Pennant)
Jim (147, N: Hatred)
Olufemi (111, Pennant)
Cabalist (107, Hem-Netjer)
Khedi (102, Hem-Netjer)
MULLHOTEP (86, Shadows)

There is absolutely nothing to report here with everything remaining exactly the same as last week.

Truth Sayer
UAA (689, Shadows)
Satanic Claw (492, Monolith)
KeweL (373, Pennant)
Baltar (256, N: Shadows)
Blue Agave (197, N: Monolith)
errational (197, Pennant)
Jenn (184, Lunchlandia*)
Crevanor (178, Shadows)
Nightvol (169, Monolith)
Jim (168, N: Hatred)

There are no positional changes this issue.

Wisest
Q (99.8%, Monolith)
DarkEternal (99.5%, Lunchlandia)
Major Tom (99.2%, Monolith) -0.1
FranChom (98.7%, Lunchlandia)
Moebius (98.7%, Shadows)
Ivan the Cat (98.6%, Lunchlandia)
Soulene (98.3%, Luz)
Baltar (98.2%, N: Shadows) +0.1
yami (98.2%, Monolith)
pakhet (98.1%, Monolith*)

Baltar sufficiently improves his wisdom to move up to 8th place on the list of wisest disciples. Major Tom loses a tenth of a percentage, but it does not actually affect his placement in the ranking. Everyone else neither improved nor worsened their wisdom.

Speed Demons
17 Mesore 2758
Slithy Tove / Nightvol

20 Mesore 2758
Big Bad Leroy / Jim

23 Mesore 2758
Slue-foot Stogie / saucybandit

8 Mesore 2758
Evil-Minded Son of a B*tch / Baltar

5 Mesore 2758
Oxygenarian / Khedi

23 Mesore 2758
Zephyrus / Ivan the Cat

2 Mesore 2758
Sean Connery / Djeret Netjer

17 Mesore 2758
Zephyrus / Ivan the Cat

8 Mesore 2758
Slithy Tove / Nightvol

2 Mesore 2758
Speedy / Pakaran

It truly has been a golden period of camel racing this month, as all ten speed records were set in Mesore. Got honey? Ankhet has a new number two courtesy of Jim, who after a sequence of loses is back to his winning ways. Former racing king, saucybandit, returns to form, developing an eating regimen that is good for third fastest run of all time. There is still time for someone to make an even bigger impact this month with one more week left in Mesore. Tune in next issue for the final results.

20 Mesore 2758

1. Jim
2. errational
3. saucybandit
4. Ivan the Cat
5. akhenuraeus
6. Doru
7. Blue Agave
8. Nightvol
9. CaesiusCurationis
10. Baltar

23 Mesore 2758

1. saucybandit
2. Ivan the Cat
3. errational
4. Nightvol
5. Blue Agave
6. Baltar
7. Vega
8. akhenuraeus
9. Moebius
10. Major Tom

Avatar of Ra
(1)
Major Tom
Monolith

Apep Avatar
(2)
Doru
Disciples of the South Dominion
(2)
Recklosh
Hatred
(2)
saucybandit
Pennant

Black Minotaur
(2)
errational
Pennant
(2)
ghostOpyroto
Lunchlandia

Blasphemous Idol
(2)
Olufemi
Pennant

Kauket
(2)
CaesiusCurationis
Lunchlandia

Wandering Cleric
(3)
akhenuraeus
Shadows

Light / Dark Ascendancy
(Dark)
Baltar
Shadows

Defeat Anouke
(0)
N/A

Defeat the Apis Bull
(0)
N/A

Defeat Cherti
(1)
Jim
Hatred

Defeat the Shedu
(0)
N/A

Defeat the Tore
(1)
errational
Pennant

Black Oracle
(1)
Krysondra
Hatred

Blood Merchant
(1)
Bottom-Heavy Grapefruit
Hem-Netjer
(1)
Olufemi
Pennant

Septu
(0)
N/A

White Oracle
(1)
Krysondra
Hatred

Absolve
(0)
N/A

Resurrect
(1)
FranChom
Lunchlandia

Bequeath
(13,205 anima)
Jim
Hatred

Sacrifice
(83 vitality)
Major Tom
Lunchlandia

Cure
(2,538 vitality)
FranChom
Lunchlandia

Shelter
(2)
Khedi
Hem-Netjer

Cureall
(0)
N/A

Tutor
(3,000 favour)
Djeret Netjer
Hem-Netjer

Phoenix
(34)
Khedi
Hem-Netjer

Venerate
(1)
Recklosh
Hatred
(1)
saucybandit
Pennant

Adjure
(0)
N/A

Judgment
(0)
N/A

Censure
(0)
N/A

Paradox
(0)
N/A

Desecrate
(0)
N/A

Txatxu
(0)
N/A

Exorcise
(0)
N/A

Wrath
(0)
N/A

Non-Adjure
(2)
Djeret Netjer
Hem-Netjer

Malign
(0)
N/A

Decimate
(0)
N/A

Obviate
(0)
N/A

Devastate
(1)
Djeret Netjer
Hem-Netjer

Ostracize
(0)
N/A

Diminish
(0)
N/A

Ruin
(1)
Major Tom
Monolith

Doom
(1)
Djeret Netjer
Hem-Netjer
(1)
Jim
Hatred

Sap
(0)
N/A

Exhaust
(0)
N/A

Soulrift
(0)
N/A

Extinguish
(0)
N/A

Wither
(0)
N/A

One Item
(9)
CaesiusCurationis
Lunchlandia

Multiple Items
(250)
Jim
Hatred

Kills
(4)
akhenuraeus
Shadows
(4)
errational
Pennant

Deaths
(37)
CaesiusCurationis
Lunchlandia

Kills
(2)
Djeret Netjer
Hem-Netjer

Deaths
(1)
0zymandias
Shadows
(1)
An Nie
Hatred*